An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia.
The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says,
“How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”
“I’ll take the chair,” declares the American.
He is then fastened to the electric chair.
Nothin happens when they flick the switch! Such a heavenly intervention is interpreted in Mother Russia as your freedom.
Whispering to the British prisoner who is being dragged up next, the American prisoner is being led away as he passes him.
“The electric chair isn’t working!
The British man is approached by the executioner, who asks him how he would want to die. By electric chair, by hanging by the neck, or by firing squad?
“I’ll take the chair,” declares the British.
He is then fastened to the electric chair.
Nothin happens when they flick the switch! Additionally, he is freed.
The Australian who is being pulled up next is passed by the British prisoner, who likewise murmurs, “The electric chair isn’t working!”
The man from Australia is approached by the executioner, who asks him how he would want to die. By electric chair, by hanging by the neck, or by firing squad?
“Well, mate, holy cow! Since the electric chair is broken, I suppose firing squad is in order!
