There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them
On death row were a German, an Italian, and a redneck. The warden gave them three ways to die:
1. Be shot
2. Be hanged
3. Introduce the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” (Boom, he died instantly).Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.)
Then Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS.” He was given an injection, and the cattle fell down with laughter. The guards looked at each other and wondered what happened to this guy.
Then Redneck said, “Give me one more of those shots,” which the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard that tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, “What’s wrong with you?”
Redneck replied: “You guys are so stupid … I’m wearing a condom!”
